Sunday, April 4, 2010

apathy is death

and i am self actuated.
i want to cut a bloody swathe in corporate government.
i wish i could explode and destroy all the rest of humanity.
i want to shake a rusty pitchfork at everyone who fills me with disdain.
i wish i could radiate mustard gas.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

awesome argument

when the winners and losers are obvious.
(identities have been removed)

E: D, i love you and you're my best friend but you assoiciate with some grimey people outside of our little 'group'...3 hours ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike · View Feedback (2)Hide Feedback (2) · See Wall-to-Wall
D: It's not like it really matters, if I like somebody, I'm going to be friends with them. And it's not like you don't have friends that I don't like. So it's all apart of that..."we're all going to have friends that the best friends don't approve of" thing, haha.
2 hours ago E: Still D, don't get STDs VIA contact (; ♥
2 hours ago B: Dear E:
This might not be my place, but you sound literally 12 years old. Grow up? D can be friends with LITERALLY whoever is his friend back, (or isn't for that matter because i've seen THAT your 'GROUP')
It might not be my place to tell you off in sake of someone I consider to be MY BEST FRIEND / LITTLE BROTHER, but it is most CERTAINLY not your place to tell him who he CAN and CANNOT be friends with.
With best intentions,

B: Is this the group E was going on about? Thats a really small circle of non-eclectic people. How VAPID of her!

52 minutes ago · C :You dont konw us so u really need to stfu and plzz use enlgish next time so u dont sound like a fucking retard over facebook...o wait u already are.
(i loled so hard at that) >
E: yeah srsly B, grow up. You may think you do, but you DO NOT know us anymore.

45 minutes ago B: LOL, I wasnt even talking about that! You kids are so quick to start drama, its kinda adorable. Use english? Use a dictionary! Your words have no worth, and if you saw the DENOTATION in what i wrote, you will see that none of it, COREY, was directed at anyone as an individual. It was simply a percieved thought, UH DUH.

3 minutes ago · B: Also, COREY, last I heard, picking on retards is very uncouthe. Holdon while I try to find a quote "on yur lvl". Here we go, The Lion King; "Pick on someone your own size!" This is where it gets interesting, because for that to apply, you would have to be retarded as well! Welcome to the retard club, you're the new president!


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

fucking burnt my finger

it blows..
check it out.

its kinda better, but still.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

shit like this makes me feel bad.
but the same way i feel bad for retards.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

wat the fux wat??/

hope you've got some free time :P

Monday, January 4, 2010
cool stuff happens on my birthday.

Friday, December 25, 2009


merry christmas.
i'm fucked up like, yea.
but i've always been the oddball.
so its not so bad, afterall.
we all have a place.

[12/25/09 10:57:54 PM] Benjamin James Elliott: i didn't want to seem clingy
[12/25/09 10:58:10 PM] Benjamin James Elliott: but i'd have just stayed chained to your bed concubine
[12/25/09 10:58:12 PM] Breana Van Den Heuvel: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

i can read your thoughts....

ya found enlightenment yet?

i'm visiting with my relatives for awhile.
please think i'm busy.

Monday, September 7, 2009

on the grid

its true, i'm being TRAC-ed.

my ID tags read
814 203 6360

pull on the electronic leash sometime.
give me a buzz.

Thursday, August 20, 2009


Today, i rose from a deep slumber and clambered into the kitchen.
I spotted a bottle of purple flavor MD. Its lavender shade drew my eye.
Setting it on the table, my mother saw it and said "I want to try that!" excitedly.
I agreed. I made toast whilst she got a small glass out. Then, she drew a bottle
of vodka out, and mixed the two together. After she took a few sips, she said it was "OK".
At 9 o clock in the morning.
what the fuck?