Monday, November 24, 2008

like brothers

both kenny and brandon have fallen off the lewis/spring' roof
dumb irish mic-mac-muhfuckas
ain't nobady don't know yins make poor chimney sweepz :P

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

dream on the lake

i had a dream that i was swimming in lake Michigan
this is the first part

i sped through the water,cutting through the waves like a razor. Suddenly i found myself outside my body! As i looked down at my body, i saw it was still swimming steadly through the waves. I dropped my attention to my flesh body because i became more concerned with a strange light sneaking up behind me. The blinding shine always would dance around behind by back to where i could not see it. No matter how quickly i turned it would always be behind me.

Finally, i turned my whole body round to see the intense brightness, what looked to be a shining portal. Emerging from the door came a large group. It was all my friends, they had come to greet me. "Did you have a pleasant slumber?" asked one friend. Everyone burst into laughter, and i too laughed at my freinds jests. It felt good to laugh so freely, my soul being shared with all of theirs.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

i imagined a gnome

named celinmark
he was born with the help of an online character generator
i will definately have to tweak this

Celinmark
Male Gnome Cleric 1
Chaotic Good
Representing benjo

Strength 10 (+0)
Dexterity 14 (+2)
Constitution 17 (+3)
Intelligence 12 (+1)
Wisdom 17 (+3)
Charisma 15 (+2)
Size: Small
Height: 3' 7"
Weight: 45 lb
Skin: Yellow
Eyes: Gray
Hair: Red; Straight; Light Beard
Domains: Animal Trickery

Energy: Positive [Healing / Turns Undead]

Total Hit Points: 11

Speed: 20 feet

Armor Class: 17 = 10 +3 [studded] +1 [buckler] +2 [dexterity] +1 [small]

Touch AC: 13
Flat-footed: 15
Initiative modifier: +2 = +2 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Will save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (unarmed): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (missile): +3 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Grapple check: -4 = 0 [base] -4 [small]
Light load:
Medium load:
Heavy load:
Lift over head:
Lift off ground:
Push or drag:
25 lb. or less
26-50 lb.
50-75 lb.
75 lb.
150 lb.
375 lb.
Languages: Abyssal Common Gnome
Dagger [1d3, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 10 ft., 1/2 lb., light, piercing]

Studded armor [light; +3 AC; max dex +5; check penalty -1; 10 lb.]

Buckler [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 5; 2.5 lb.]

Feats:

Combat Casting
Traits:

Skill Name
Key
Ability
Skill
Modifier
Ability
Modifier
Ranks
Misc.
Modifier
Appraise Int 1 =
+1
Balance Dex* 2 =
+2
Bluff Cha 3 =
+2
+1
Climb Str* 0 =
+0
Concentration Con 4 =
+3
+1
Craft_1 Int 1 =
+1
Craft_2 Int 1 =
+1
Craft_3 Int 1 =
+1
Diplomacy Cha 3 =
+2
+1
Disguise Cha 2 =
+2
Escape Artist Dex* 2 =
+2
Forgery Int 1 =
+1
Gather Information Cha 2 =
+2
Heal Wis 4 =
+3
+1
Hide Dex* 7 =
+2
+1 +4 [small]
Intimidate Cha 2 =
+2
Jump Str* -6 =
+0
-6 [speed 20]
Knowledge (arcana) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (history) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (nature) Int 3 =
+1
+2
Knowledge (religion) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (planes) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Listen Wis 5 =
+3
+2 [gnome]
Move Silently Dex* 2 =
+2
Perform_1 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_2 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_3 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_4 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_5 Cha 2 =
+2
Profession Wis 4 =
+3
+1
Ride Dex 2 =
+2
Search Int 1 =
+1
Sense Motive Wis 3 =
+3
Spot Wis 3 =
+3
Survival Wis 3 =
+3
Swim Str** 0 =
+0
Use Rope Dex 2 =
+2
* = check penalty for wearing armor

Zero-level Cleric spells: 3 per day



First-level Cleric spells: 2 (1+1) per day +1 from a domain:



Gnome:

+2 constitution / -2 strength (already included)

Small (combat bonuses, +4 to hide already included)

Low-light vision

+2 racial bonus on saves vs. illusions

+1 on DC of opponent's save vs. gnomish illusions

+1 racial bonus to hit kobolds and goblinoids

+4 dodge bonus on AC against giants

+2 bonus on listen checks (already included)

Speak with burrowing animals once per day

1/day dancing lights, ghost sound, prestidigitation

Cleric:
Alignment Aura

Spontaneous Casting (heal)

Turn Undead (5x/day)

High wisdom gains bonus spells daily

Domain choices give additional abilities

Monday, November 17, 2008

this story is awesome, i like it loads.
my sister did it, and its really good.
you should read it, because i told you.
it reminds me of a dream i once knew.

http://jennajune.blogspot.com/

what's more grand is my sister wrote it too :D

Saturday, November 8, 2008

i woke up

with a smile
not sure why i did
but i like it :]

you watch please
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468319

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

teh 4rd

!GOBMA

yeah
barack wins, we rock!
yins americans haven't let me down yet!!

maybe something good will happen after all

Sunday, November 2, 2008

skunk #1

my seeds have hatched into little seedlings
there was a rather large one who was already large enough to be planted
the alpha seed, ace was awarded a cup and dirt

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here it is, the largest seed in the flock
(they all have tan shells)

ace the alpha seed

looks like a swimmer charging to home base

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or a spaceship falling to earth
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