Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


that reminds me of a joke.

imagine this in your best british accent.

sherlock holmes and watson went out on a camping trip.
they set up in a nice opening in the wood, built a fire and had a meal.
after they had finished a bottle of wine they set down for the night.

in the middle of the night, holmes woke watson.
"watson, open your eyes. what do you see when you look up?"

watson opened his eyes to see the stars, and said
"it looks like the regular night sky.
astrologically, leo is in saturn.
meteorologically, i can tell you that tomorrow will be a sunny day with a light breeze.
by the position of the moon, i can tell you that it is roughly 2:15"

holmes pondered this all for a second and then replied
"watson, you tit. someone has stolen our tent!"

Monday, January 12, 2009

DJ skriv

this shit is trippy as hell
i watched it and then just listened to it
it almost killed me
dying of laughter...

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

new post, no school

so there's no classes today AGAIN.
thats like the thirteenth time this week or some shit.
whats really strange is the night before i always say to myself
"it doesn't look like there's going to be skoo if this keeps up."


someone has been spreading the rumor about me that i am a good writer.
was it you?