Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Horrible Jokes

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between a mercades and a porsche? Di wouldn't be seen dead in a porsche.

what does the royal car turn into at midnight? the tunnel wall.

why can't helen keller drive? Because, she's a woman.

why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? because she has to moan with the other.

thats all, i feel like a bad enough person now.

Monday, September 17, 2007


i'm failing two classes, so i'm grounded. don't expect any posts for atleast two weeks.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Luck IS my skill

I won a sweatshirt from a raffle I entered out of a feeling of obligation. I was able to effectively infiltrate enemy territory, obtain secret information, piss in their coffee and make it out alive. In other news, all the kiddos and groms think The Grizz should make a sponsor me tape. Why do good things always happen to me?

Wednesday, September 12, 2007


"so when are you gonna get a haircut??"


"so you're just gonna let it grow forever?"

"pretty much"

"be a hippie and dye it rainbow?"


Friday, September 7, 2007

Internort peepuh

I can honestly admit that I have seen atleast half of these things.

Thursday, September 6, 2007


You know what sucks? Prolly not, so I'll tell you. BRACES!!! I don't want these fucking things anymore!! My teeth were crooked, now they aren't. Problem solved. I don't need queer little wires and brackets obstructing my teeth and getting in the way of everything all the time. The luck someone what can get them off for me will have a crisp five dollar bill in their hand.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


Sooooooooo...... what do you think about a sensless post thats just here to make terrible jokes about a terrible movie for gay hi-fi (historical fiction) who like to watch meatheads in speedos fight monsters??

Sunday, September 2, 2007


Wanna see something unrelentingly bitchin?? This is the same way I was born.