I wanna live in Los Angeles

Because I want to skate like a madman. The rule is if its divisible by four, but not one hundred. I plan on having fun and/or smoking weed. What are you going to do with that extra day this year?

PROXY

its snowing like a bitch outside. maybe they'll kick us out of here. if they do, i'll be real upset because, SCHOOL ROOLS!!! Oh, and christa, kenny and i both agree that that is not beauty.... but particularly amusing.

SOMETIMES....

I wish I had that power "kill all enemies on screen" Then I could just blow everything around me that I hate to smithereens. But my mother seems insistant on keeping me from everything that I love. Perhaps she doesn't want me to get hurt, or maybe she just doesn't want me to be happy. But the logical response would be that she wants things for me that I don't, and she takes away the things that I enjoy so maybe my desires will shift to what she wants for me.

GOD DAMMIT VEREDUX!!!

YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM INSTEAD OF HEALING YOURSELF!!! NOW I'M DEAD AND YOU'RE DEAD AND WE HAVE TO START ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!!! you know the last time we saved?? when we started the game!! son of a bitch AI....

SO somebody told me that i should dye my hair....
I really don't know either way....
My peice broke, I need a new one.
Oh, and I play on some truancy this spring with some buddies, any tips on that??

chewing on plastic

KC "do you believe in God or Jesus or anything?"

Benjo "NO"

KC "oh. Lemme read you a scripture"

*reads scripture*

Benjo "yeah, fascinating"

KC "Basically its saying I can't be freinds with you anymore"

Benjo "i see.."

KC "so i guess i'll see you around, then. later"

Benjo "Cocksucker"
Do you really think the bible knows best? I accept you for your faith, please accept me for my lackthereof.

COUSILING

Do you know who the coolest cat in the CA hospital is? ED the counslor! He's bald and old but he listens to 'dead and the doors and I am convinced he played in a band called "Little Feet". He's chill, and shares many common philosophies with me. I feel like I "solved" more problems with his help than anybody else's.

Oh, and apparently I've got a good handshake, too.

This is it

I cut my own hair. I did a fuckin good job no matter what anybody says. Five inches is not enough for locks of love, and its not going to clog the goddamn drain if its not in the drain.
I sold my soul to Satan fer skatin....
it was worth it

Andrew

Andrew was sent home from school for telling the teacher to "fuck yourself with the book of ethics!" Upon returning home he opened the door to find nobody there. He called out to his parents but heard no reply.

He heard banging and moaning coming from upstairs and went up and opened his parent’s bedroom door. Andrew was shocked to see his dad giving it to his mom - her knees were by her ears, she was taking it like a porn starlet - screaming all manner of obsenities.

The folks noticed him and froze. He let out a gasp and ran off. Stunned, his parents realized that this could be traumatic for their son and decided the dad should explain sex is something parents do when in love.

The father looked all over the house and couldn’t find Andrew anywhere - then he heard banging and moaning coming from Grandma’s room. He opened the door only to find little Andy railing Grandma – just banging her senseless, pumping away with her legs in the air. The dad yelled, “What the f*ck are you doing?” to which he replied “It’s not so much fun when it’s your mom huh!?!?”

DX

SO my parents know I smoke, I'm only failing TWO classes, and I've got a TERRIBLE headcold.

Real Interesting.