Andrew

Andrew was sent home from school for telling the teacher to "fuck yourself with the book of ethics!" Upon returning home he opened the door to find nobody there. He called out to his parents but heard no reply.

He heard banging and moaning coming from upstairs and went up and opened his parent’s bedroom door. Andrew was shocked to see his dad giving it to his mom - her knees were by her ears, she was taking it like a porn starlet - screaming all manner of obsenities.

The folks noticed him and froze. He let out a gasp and ran off. Stunned, his parents realized that this could be traumatic for their son and decided the dad should explain sex is something parents do when in love.

The father looked all over the house and couldn’t find Andrew anywhere - then he heard banging and moaning coming from Grandma’s room. He opened the door only to find little Andy railing Grandma – just banging her senseless, pumping away with her legs in the air. The dad yelled, “What the f*ck are you doing?” to which he replied “It’s not so much fun when it’s your mom huh!?!?”