how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you throw them.
what's the difference between a mercades and a porsche? Di wouldn't be seen dead in a porsche.
what does the royal car turn into at midnight? the tunnel wall.
why can't helen keller drive? Because, she's a woman.
why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? because she has to moan with the other.
thats all, i feel like a bad enough person now.
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