mountaindew

Today, i rose from a deep slumber and clambered into the kitchen.
I spotted a bottle of purple flavor MD. Its lavender shade drew my eye.
Setting it on the table, my mother saw it and said "I want to try that!" excitedly.
I agreed. I made toast whilst she got a small glass out. Then, she drew a bottle
of vodka out, and mixed the two together. After she took a few sips, she said it was "OK".
At 9 o clock in the morning.
what the fuck?