Reality Televison

After months of research and intense expirimental studies, we have reached a final conclusion. Reality TV destroys cerebrial tissue and causes irreversable brain damage. Shows like Tila Tequila, The Real World, Laguna Beach, and I Love New York have incridibly high amounts of radiation emmissions from whatever television they are watched on. There is also evidence that supports the shows are causing toxic waste vapours to seep up through the ground in the homes of all those which there is prolonged watching of Reality TV. The dangers of watching Reality TV are unparalleled. Are you unconvinced? Look at the people who watch VH1 on a regular basis. You'll notice some alarming trends. Not only do these people care about themselves too much, they only care about the trivial things of others. You may see how they also seem to obey and follow whatever the majour celebrities are doing. My colleagues and I are convinced that Reality TV also has some capacity of mind control, though more evidence is needed to verify.

This is Research Lab Couder. Doctor Ben Elliott, signing out.