like brothers

both kenny and brandon have fallen off the lewis/spring' roof
dumb irish mic-mac-muhfuckas
ain't nobady don't know yins make poor chimney sweepz :P

ya'll so stupid

lady pants

dream on the lake

i had a dream that i was swimming in lake Michigan
this is the first part

i sped through the water,cutting through the waves like a razor. Suddenly i found myself outside my body! As i looked down at my body, i saw it was still swimming steadly through the waves. I dropped my attention to my flesh body because i became more concerned with a strange light sneaking up behind me. The blinding shine always would dance around behind by back to where i could not see it. No matter how quickly i turned it would always be behind me.

Finally, i turned my whole body round to see the intense brightness, what looked to be a shining portal. Emerging from the door came a large group. It was all my friends, they had come to greet me. "Did you have a pleasant slumber?" asked one friend. Everyone burst into laughter, and i too laughed at my freinds jests. It felt good to laugh so freely, my soul being shared with all of theirs.

i imagined a gnome

named celinmark
he was born with the help of an online character generator
i will definately have to tweak this

Celinmark
Male Gnome Cleric 1
Chaotic Good
Representing benjo

Strength 10 (+0)
Dexterity 14 (+2)
Constitution 17 (+3)
Intelligence 12 (+1)
Wisdom 17 (+3)
Charisma 15 (+2)
Size: Small
Height: 3' 7"
Weight: 45 lb
Skin: Yellow
Eyes: Gray
Hair: Red; Straight; Light Beard
Domains: Animal Trickery

Energy: Positive [Healing / Turns Undead]

Total Hit Points: 11

Speed: 20 feet

Armor Class: 17 = 10 +3 [studded] +1 [buckler] +2 [dexterity] +1 [small]

Touch AC: 13
Flat-footed: 15
Initiative modifier: +2 = +2 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Will save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (unarmed): +1 = 0 [base] +1 [small]
Attack (missile): +3 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Grapple check: -4 = 0 [base] -4 [small]
Light load:
Medium load:
Heavy load:
Lift over head:
Lift off ground:
Push or drag:
25 lb. or less
26-50 lb.
50-75 lb.
75 lb.
150 lb.
375 lb.
Languages: Abyssal Common Gnome
Dagger [1d3, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 10 ft., 1/2 lb., light, piercing]

Studded armor [light; +3 AC; max dex +5; check penalty -1; 10 lb.]

Buckler [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 5; 2.5 lb.]

Feats:

Combat Casting
Traits:

Skill Name
Key
Ability
Skill
Modifier
Ability
Modifier
Ranks
Misc.
Modifier
Appraise Int 1 =
+1
Balance Dex* 2 =
+2
Bluff Cha 3 =
+2
+1
Climb Str* 0 =
+0
Concentration Con 4 =
+3
+1
Craft_1 Int 1 =
+1
Craft_2 Int 1 =
+1
Craft_3 Int 1 =
+1
Diplomacy Cha 3 =
+2
+1
Disguise Cha 2 =
+2
Escape Artist Dex* 2 =
+2
Forgery Int 1 =
+1
Gather Information Cha 2 =
+2
Heal Wis 4 =
+3
+1
Hide Dex* 7 =
+2
+1 +4 [small]
Intimidate Cha 2 =
+2
Jump Str* -6 =
+0
-6 [speed 20]
Knowledge (arcana) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (history) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (nature) Int 3 =
+1
+2
Knowledge (religion) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Knowledge (planes) Int 2 =
+1
+1
Listen Wis 5 =
+3
+2 [gnome]
Move Silently Dex* 2 =
+2
Perform_1 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_2 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_3 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_4 Cha 2 =
+2
Perform_5 Cha 2 =
+2
Profession Wis 4 =
+3
+1
Ride Dex 2 =
+2
Search Int 1 =
+1
Sense Motive Wis 3 =
+3
Spot Wis 3 =
+3
Survival Wis 3 =
+3
Swim Str** 0 =
+0
Use Rope Dex 2 =
+2
* = check penalty for wearing armor

Zero-level Cleric spells: 3 per day



First-level Cleric spells: 2 (1+1) per day +1 from a domain:



Gnome:

+2 constitution / -2 strength (already included)

Small (combat bonuses, +4 to hide already included)

Low-light vision

+2 racial bonus on saves vs. illusions

+1 on DC of opponent's save vs. gnomish illusions

+1 racial bonus to hit kobolds and goblinoids

+4 dodge bonus on AC against giants

+2 bonus on listen checks (already included)

Speak with burrowing animals once per day

1/day dancing lights, ghost sound, prestidigitation

Cleric:
Alignment Aura

Spontaneous Casting (heal)

Turn Undead (5x/day)

High wisdom gains bonus spells daily

Domain choices give additional abilities

this story is awesome, i like it loads.
my sister did it, and its really good.
you should read it, because i told you.
it reminds me of a dream i once knew.

http://jennajune.blogspot.com/

what's more grand is my sister wrote it too :D

i woke up

with a smile
not sure why i did
but i like it :]

you watch please
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468319

teh 4rd

!GOBMA

yeah
barack wins, we rock!
yins americans haven't let me down yet!!

maybe something good will happen after all

skunk #1

my seeds have hatched into little seedlings
there was a rather large one who was already large enough to be planted
the alpha seed, ace was awarded a cup and dirt

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here it is, the largest seed in the flock
(they all have tan shells)



looks like a swimmer charging to home base

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or a spaceship falling to earth