ha ha ha ha ha

Mr. Rick Johns had just arrived at the hotel in Florida. Mrs. Suzzane Johns was back home in chicago, she was still working, but her husband had gotten off on Christmas Vacation the day before. This was her last day in the office, and she was planning on flying down to vacation with Rick. Mr. Johns was looking forward to this vacation, as it was long overdue. He decided to send Suzanne a text messege, to let her know everything was ok. However, he accidentally typed the wrong number to his wife's new phone....


Mrs. Gertrude Johns, a VERY recently widowed woman in Shelby, Ohio was still getting over her husband, Mr. Robert Johns' death. He had died only yesterday, and the shock of everything was overwhelming. As the minister of the catholic church, he was part of all the organized Christmas celebrations. Caroling, Sermons, and the ever prevailent "birth of baby jesus" play were all resting on her shoulders now. Suddenly her daughter screamed downstairs "MOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!" she rushed downstairs as quickly as she could. She handed her mother her cellphone and cried "R-READ IT!" Gertrude read it and fainted.

She had recieved a text messege from R-JOHNS that read. "hey honey, i arrived safely. its really hot down here. hope to see you soon!!"


>8) BAHAHAHAHAHA